Wow... is all I can say. And I'm not sure WHERE they got the idea that I would put on a TIE to pose for a picture!!?!? But overall.... that's pretty freakin' amazing!
Faster than an EKG monitor! More powerful than an A.E. Defibrillator! Able to leap short Irish-boys in a single bound!
Look!! There with the stethoscope! He's a nurse! He's a professional!.... ahh you know the rest... blah blah blah greatest... blah blah blah hero... blah blah blah world ever seen *yawn*... all in a 12.5 hour shift.