Betcha Didn't Know This!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brett!

1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Brett.

2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Brett.

3. Brett can't sweat.

4. To check whether Brett is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Brett will sink, and fresh Brett will float.

5. Brett will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!

6. By tradition, a girl standing under Brett cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

7. You can tell if Brett has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!

8. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Brett.

9. Red Brett at night, shepherd's delight. Red Brett at morning, shepherd's warning!

10. If you chew gum while peeling Brett then it will stop you from crying!

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